Funny Wedding Quotes
- Ogden Nash
Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences."
- Isadora Duncan
I always cry at weddings, especially my own.
- Humphrey Bogart
It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
- Rita Rudner
In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved.
- Samuel Butler
A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor
In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar; a practice which is still continued.
- Helen Rowland
To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you're right, shut up.
- Ogden Nash
By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy; if you get a bad one you will become a philosopher.
Do not marry a man to reform him. That is what reform schools are for.
- Mae West
Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, the other, to let her have it.
- Lyndon B. Johnson
Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.
- Mickey Rooney
I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up.
- Barbara Bush
The most dangerous food is wedding cake.
- American Proverb
Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
- Scottish Proverb